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the night i found out my friend won a macbook air in some competition for Chartered Accountants…

    birdman • Posted by birdman on September 10th, 2008

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*ǝıuoʇ*(w) says: (3:43:47 AM)
hello

functional diarrhoea says: (3:43:56 AM)
lol
hello
finished dota?

*ǝıuoʇ*(w) says: (3:44:04 AM)
told you
and no
i just played table tennis

functional diarrhoea says: (3:44:15 AM)
told me what?
i see. that’s fun

*ǝıuoʇ*(w) says: (3:44:22 AM)
i would be awake

functional diarrhoea says: (3:44:29 AM)
haha

*ǝıuoʇ*(w) says: (3:45:12 AM)
the blogs are the only thing left of mso atm
O_o
something has happened to the forums
how come you are still awake?
the lure of sleeping in until PBL starts at 2 alluring?

functional diarrhoea says: (3:46:33 AM)
??
really
haha
definitely
we should get on skype and blog a conversation 
but i’m actually trying to do resource now…

*ǝıuoʇ*(w) says: (3:47:12 AM)
lol

functional diarrhoea says: (3:47:14 AM)
feeling guilty for missing the session today

*ǝıuoʇ*(w) says: (3:47:26 AM)
it wasn’t much you know
i went back in there for like 15 mins and then left
well
it was just like, different components of the breast, some basic histology (and i mean very basic) and a bit of basic lymphatic stuff

functional diarrhoea says: (3:48:29 AM)
hmm..
okay

*ǝıuoʇ*(w) says: (3:48:31 AM)
i’m surprised you are still awake

functional diarrhoea says: (3:48:35 AM)
were there any dissections of breast 

*ǝıuoʇ*(w) says: (3:48:39 AM)
yes.
labels were like

functional diarrhoea says: (3:48:45 AM)
hmm interesting… and gross

*ǝıuoʇ*(w) says: (3:48:47 AM)
areola
lactiferous sinus and lactiferous ducts
fat lobule
… and suspensory ligament
that was it

functional diarrhoea says: (3:49:24 AM)
lol
thanks for that.
it was educational

*ǝıuoʇ*(w) says: (3:49:35 AM)
lol

functional diarrhoea says: (3:50:26 AM)
when r u going to sleep?

*ǝıuoʇ*(w) says: (3:50:31 AM)
well
not soon :/
it’s hard to sleep right after exercise
it’s also hard to sleep after studying, playing games, eating meals…
watching movies, reading novels…
it’s stupid, my bed is my chair
cause my room is so small

*ǝıuoʇ*(w) says: (3:52:06 AM)
yet
even though access is so easy to bed
access to sleep is hard
i’m surprised you are devoted for this long on resource
i’m not sure what we could talk about on skype tbh
sorry i seem to be ranting
:/
i do that sometimes
it’s a lot of verbal diarrhoea
(wt is functional diarrhoea btw?)

functional diarrhoea says: (3:53:27 AM)
haha
i think i am going to copy this what you have said here as the start of our conversation

*ǝıuoʇ*(w) says: (3:53:55 AM)
ahahaha
oh dear
now my readers will think i am more crazy than i actually am :/
IT’S ONLY EPHEMERAL GUYS

functional diarrhoea says: (3:54:53 AM)
what??

*ǝıuoʇ*(w) says: (3:55:06 AM)
what isn’t that the right usage of “ephemeral?”
it is :P
it lasts only a short time
in this short time, it may consume my inner wellbeing
so what is functional diarrhoea?

functional diarrhoea says: (3:57:34 AM)
duno
just thought it was a good name

*ǝıuoʇ*(w) says: (3:57:57 AM)
oh. well okay, it’s not significant is it?
like representative of your state of mind or anything
:/ i’m moving soon and my room is functional diarrhoea

functional diarrhoea says: (3:59:21 AM)
okay
yes, excited?

*ǝıuoʇ*(w) says: (3:59:32 AM)
well
i have to somehow
tidy this all up and then pretend to my dad that it was always tidy

functional diarrhoea says: (4:01:03 AM)
great

*ǝıuoʇ*(w) says: (4:01:54 AM)
lol sorry i must be boring you to kingdom come

functional diarrhoea says: (4:01:55 AM)
posted
lol

*ǝıuoʇ*(w) says: (4:02:11 AM)
at this point, i hope my dad doesn’t read it
functional diarrhoea says: (4:02:20 AM)
no
posted before u said that
no problemo
lucky boy

(at this point, Mana read the title of the post)

*ǝıuoʇ*(w) says: (4:02:44 AM)
wth
your friend won a macbook air
so envious

functional diarrhoea says: (4:03:08 AM)
no kidding
the competition was one of those useless “tell us why you think chartered accountants do a great job”

*ǝıuoʇ*(w) says: (4:03:45 AM)
what

not tell us “if” but tell us “why

functional diarrhoea says: (4:04:21 AM)
and he won with sth like… “CA are internationally and nationally respected for their diligence, talent and expertise in charted accountancy”

*ǝıuoʇ*(w) says: (4:04:32 AM)
LOL

functional diarrhoea says: (4:04:35 AM)
hahahahah
i was laughing.

*ǝıuoʇ*(w) says: (4:04:38 AM)
… what do they even do man

functional diarrhoea says: (4:04:47 AM)
they are chartered accountants…

*ǝıuoʇ*(w) says: (4:04:50 AM)
“expertise in chartered accountancy”

functional diarrhoea says: (4:04:54 AM)
they do tax return??? i don’t know

*ǝıuoʇ*(w) says: (4:05:34 AM)
that’s like saying a garbage collector has expertise in collecting garbage
but even less so because it doesn’t even state what they do
respect for your friend

functional diarrhoea says: (4:06:03 AM)
yes
who is bubbles?>
is it ?

*ǝıuoʇ*(w) says: (4:06:18 AM)
it’s
you know,

functional diarrhoea says: (4:06:26 AM)
ohhh it’s
okay

*ǝıuoʇ*(w) says: (4:06:45 AM)
she added you i take it/
?
functional diarrhoea says: (4:06:50 AM)
no

*ǝıuoʇ*(w) says: (4:06:57 AM)

functional diarrhoea says: (4:06:59 AM)
i just am looking at her blog

(for readers - the blog is at http://secretloft.wordpress.com/ - it’s a great read)

*ǝıuoʇ*(w) says: (4:07:02 AM)
oh that

functional diarrhoea says: (4:07:05 AM)
she hasn’t blogged for a while

*ǝıuoʇ*(w) says: (4:07:08 AM)
yeah i have to update her link
she links to us

functional diarrhoea says: (4:07:17 AM)
yes

*ǝıuoʇ*(w) says: (4:08:01 AM)
but to link back to her i have to go and put some code in

functional diarrhoea says: (4:08:12 AM)
lol

*ǝıuoʇ*(w) says: (4:09:07 AM)
and i forgot how :/

functional diarrhoea says: (4:10:08 AM)
did she only just link to us?

*ǝıuoʇ*(w) says: (4:10:25 AM)
… no, it’s been there for at least half a year now
lol
her blog is well written
much better than the verbal diarrhoea that is on this one
:/

functional diarrhoea says: (4:10:57 AM)
i see
haha
but she doesn’t blog enough either

*ǝıuoʇ*(w) says: (4:11:06 AM)
i know
i think no one in our year really does

functional diarrhoea says: (4:11:20 AM)
oh well
let’s change that?!?!?!?!?!
i updated the blog again

*ǝıuoʇ*(w) says: (4:12:22 AM)
omg
i thought you stopped logging and i could say what i wanted to without risk of public remand

functional diarrhoea says: (4:13:12 AM)
i cut out the bit about ur dad

*ǝıuoʇ*(w) says: (4:13:13 AM)
and now i look like a tool for bringing up the example of a garbage collector
lol you didn’t have to, he never reads it
in fact i would advocate putting it in

functional diarrhoea says: (4:13:41 AM)
no it doesn’t

*ǝıuoʇ*(w) says: (4:13:53 AM)
no what doesn’t??

functional diarrhoea says: (4:13:55 AM)
you obviously have no bias towards garbage collectors
you didn’t make any stereotypical comments
or anything indicating you are stereotyping

*ǝıuoʇ*(w) says: (4:14:09 AM)
except that they collect garbage

functional diarrhoea says: (4:14:17 AM)
but that’s the honest to goodness truth

*ǝıuoʇ*(w) says: (4:14:47 AM)
well, yes, but a prostitute has sex for money, and that’s the honest to goodness truth too

functional diarrhoea says: (4:15:02 AM)
i don’t get your point..

*ǝıuoʇ*(w) says: (4:15:22 AM)
well i should have maybe said something more generic
but i couldn’t think of any other job as descriptive of what the job entails

functional diarrhoea says: (4:15:46 AM)
you dirty boy

*ǝıuoʇ*(w) says: (4:15:47 AM)
at least not off the top of my head

functional diarrhoea says: (4:15:50 AM)
i’m gonna blog this right now

functional diarrhoea says: (4:15:52 AM)
hahahaha

*ǝıuoʇ*(w) says: (4:15:55 AM)
omg

functional diarrhoea says: (4:16:05 AM)
ok ok just kidding

*ǝıuoʇ*(w) says: (4:16:08 AM)
lol
go for it
i’m well aware that this will get some people wondering what is going on in this tiny brain
it’s all just neurotransmitters and synapses

functional diarrhoea says: (4:17:19 AM)
ok, time for me to continue my work now
enough wasting time

*ǝıuoʇ*(w) says: (4:17:37 AM)
though somehow arranged to create this illusion that i am making more sense than the 5c machine maker at the Royal Australian Mint
wait
5c COIN make
maker*
omg
:/ sorry for the distraction. i understand you are awake until this late for a reason
and that it’s not primarily to talk to me
:)

9 Responses to “the night i found out my friend won a macbook air in some competition for Chartered Accountants…”

  1. Wooooooo! Verbal diarrhoea ftw.

  2. go to bed earlier.

  3. lol. birdman came up with the idea of doing a joint blog post, but I think this is kind of cheating. We’ll get to doing a proper, non-verbal diarrhoea one soon…

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